One day a fisherman drives up to the local lake for the first time to try out the fishing. He pulls up in his truck and notices a redneck unwrapping catfish purchased from the Supermarket and stringing them up one by one on his stringer. Bewildered he watches the guy as he heads down to the shore with his fishing chair in one hand and the stringer full of catfish in the other. The redneck sits his chair down lies the stringer full of fish next to the shore and nods off to sleep. Well the new guy is simply flabbergasted but goes on with his business and begins to fish. Three hours go by and he notices the redneck waking from his nap. He watches him fold up his chair and pick up his stringer full of catfish and begin heading back to his truck. The new guy not having caught much, only one tiny bass decides to call it a day too. As he heads back to his truck he walks by the redneck and decides to ask him about his peculiar behavior. Hey buddy what gives with bringing store bought fish to the lake with you and placing them on your stringer like that? The redneck replies….well this here lake only has bass in it, and I only eat catfish!