Fishing Jokes | ice fishing

Two morons were ice fishing and not having much luck.

Pretty soon a guy went by on a snow mobile and he had a whole bucket of fish on the back.

One moron says to the other one "That’s why were not catching anything ,we’re not trolling!"

Fishing Jokes | whats your secret?

Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave, when a guy walks up cuts a hole in the ice beside him, and starts pulling out fish as fast a he can drop his hook in the water.

Bob can’t believe it, he yells over ” whats your secret?” “woogatkakeptewrwm” he answers back. “what did you say?” replies Bob. The man spits a large ball of worms on the ice and says to Bob, ” you have to keep your worms warm”.

Fishing Jokes | A sure way to get a bite on a slow day is:

* Talk about changing spots
* Prepare another rod while one is out
* Lay your rod down unsecured
* Go for a sandwich
* Start to pull the boat anchor
* Use the worst fly you own
* Crack open your first beer
* Crack open your last beer
* Take notice of the chick on a passing boat, bank or beach
* Watch others fishing
* Start reeling in your lines at going home time
* Give your fishing rod to a female companion or child to hold
* When your landing net is out of reach
* When you have cast your line over an obstruction
* When you line has drifted into impossible weeds
* When you turn to look at the sunrise or sunset
* Decide that you need to take a leak

Fishing Jokes | Cracked Up

If you re fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY??? The ice will crack up!

Fishing Jokes | Fairy tales and a Fishing story’s

The difference between a fairy tales and a fishing story’s

fairy tail begins, "Once upon a time…" and a

fish story begins, " This is true…"